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Go Spurs!!!
You will be hard put to find another bar that loves to watch the Spurs as much as we do!!!
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Marla makes fun of me when the website isn't updated, so I thought I'd give her an easy place to check up on me. Shout out sister!
Happy Hour
Happy Hour every day from 2PM 'till 8PM including $2 domestics and well drinks
Monday
$2.50 Shiner and Bacardi Flavors
Tuesday
Crown and Corona baby!
Wednesday
$2.50 Heineken and Smirnoff Flavors
Thursday
$2.50 Dos XX and Three-Olives Flavors (ask the bartender for a Blow Pop; more expensive, but they taste just like a grape Blow Pop! Crazy)
Fridays & Saturdays
Fridays and Saturdays are revolving premium beer and liquor specials,
depending on the bartenders' moods!
Sundays
$2.50 Bass and Jager ($4.50 Blasters!)
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